order is in for 1 bottle of newcastle brown ale and 50 straws plus a minacture bottle of brandy
Well that'll get Kavster pissed, but you're going to need a lot for for the LSSAH formation drinking team 
50 bottles of newcastle ale per lssah member no straw it slows down the process (says he pissed after four pints)
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
An' a bottle of Schnapps for der Frauleins ...
but we havent got any fauleins in the LSSAH 
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
I dunno theres some big girls blouses in it ... and thats just the all male members 
i knew someone would say that should of guest it would be you
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
I aim to please
I aim to please
and often miss.....you're just jealous of the male members
Old un your really pushing your luck with Helga 
woman have ways of making men suffer remember
Is it coz I is Welsh
Welsh and proud
Your all fekin bonkers
Old un your really pushing your luck with Helga
i can vouch for that 
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
I shall have some Welsh cakes ready for Helga on site and she can sit and drink tea with them 
while us boys make the biggest zelt-a-drome ever
Is it coz I is Welsh
Welsh and proud
Your all fekin bonkers
Old un your really pushing your luck with Helga
She'll take it out on Che in my absence
Old un your really pushing your luck with Helga
She'll take it out on Che in my absence
Sorry she will take it out on both of you
Is it coz I is Welsh
Welsh and proud
Your all fekin bonkers
Old un your really pushing your luck with Helga
She'll take it out on Che in my absence
Sorry she will take it out on both of you
cheers guy 
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
The buttoning is an art in it's own right. get it wrong and water will find it's way in. The sections need to overlap from the top to the bottom and I find that the inverted [point down] sections work better if they lap over the point up sections. Point down sections will also provide the doorways.
Lets assume you build a 24 section. Your basic building blocks will be 4 off 3 section panels[2 up 1 down] and 2 off 5 section panels[3 up 2 down]. You will need 2 single zelts for the ends of the upper section also.
Two 3 section panels will be buttoned to the two 5 section panels. 24 sectional poles [or broomhandles] will be needed for supporting the ground floor at 6 points. Eash corner and the two middle points. losely peg this out with some of the 20 odd pegs you need for the whole thing.
Assemble the top floor from the other two 3 panel sections and the 2 singles. prepare your 2 custom uber poles. Button one long end and the 2 ends. Get your poles up. You might need to trim or chock them for best fit. A 6 inch nail in the top end of each will help.
Lastly button the long side and chose your door. You need another 4 sectional poles a peg and a zeltline for door proping duty.
Adjust your pegging as needed, the centre loops help with keeping the sides tight.
Thats how I did mine and it worked until the wind really got up. The 2 doors I had to get punters in and out didn't help. You should only need one.
To extend it to a 32 section you need another 8 zelts, 2 more 4 section poles, another uber pole and 4 more pegs.
Good luck.
aka Stigroadie
AFRA
better by design
"Truth is a shining goddess, always veiled, always distant, never wholly approachable, but worthy of all the devotion of which the human spirit is capable. "
If your zelt is missing the cord loops get a length of sash window cord from B&Q or similar. Not perfect repro but does the job.
aka Stigroadie
AFRA
better by design
"Truth is a shining goddess, always veiled, always distant, never wholly approachable, but worthy of all the devotion of which the human spirit is capable. "
If your zelt is missing the cord loops get a length of sash window cord from B&Q or similar. Not perfect repro but does the job.
Heh, I made this discovery yesterday - I'm pissed this was common knowledge
(To others - they sell two types, don't get the white one - it's the brown jute one you want. Around £4.50 which gives enough for all the loops for a four-zelt tent and four guy ropes too...)
I think I shall take up taffy's offer, I shall site with the welsh cakes (not sure what they are so if they ain't edible I'll be throwing them 
) and sup a nice cuppa pointing and shouting derogatory remarks at you all 
I bet Poachers buttoning post confuses Che and as for Chommers....
Heh, I made this discovery yesterday - I'm pissed
WOW how the worm has turned !! - it seems to be true, light drugs (pipe smoking) leads to heavy drugs (drinking).
Oh what you children must think ?
Very droll Dell, luckily the children are incapable of thinking - but they do laugh at me. I am ridiculed at home as well as on the forum, so there is no escape 
